What NOT TO DO #0

How You can INCORRECTLY....​!?!?!






​ 
Ass-Fuck the Shit OUT OF YOUR OWN CREATION

Good Morning from Philadelphia.

So I'm literally sitting here at 8:20 am EST and I'm working on the concept-drawing for the White-Wyverns of  Snowcrest-Mountains. I decided to LET SOME YOUTUBE'S PLAY IN THE BACKGROUND WHILE I'M REDOING THE FURSCALES ON HER THIGHS!
   This Video by The Lore Master COMES UP and I let it play.
   The Video is talking about;

How Powerful are the Imperial Royal Guards
​of Star Wars?

So He's talking about THESE GUYS;

   So in Lore Master's Video, he then talks about how the Imperial Guard are trained and how Palpatine does the same ole dumb-ass stale-ass "Villain of the Weak" treat'em like shit evil is bad, stereotyped training, Complete with cackle-laugh crap!

   And yes.
   I typed Villain of "the Weak​" on purpose.
   This type of lame-bullshit, and yes I typed that this is LAME.
BULLSHIT!
   It is this kind of cookie-cutter crap that is THE REAL REASON WHY STAR WARS IS DOA!
   At least...?
   When not in "good hands"...?

   And I put "in good hands" with quotes because this is Dave Filoni who made sure to give Darth Maul and Savage Opress intentionally good POTENTIAL with some GOOD AND GREAT STORIES.

   Only to punk out in the End with how He kills them off.
   And yes I typed "punk out" and why?
   Because He MADE. 
   SURE.
   To have Ahsoka Tano SURVIVE THE ENTIRE STAR WARS ORIGINAL TRILOGY TIMELINE.
   So HIS BRAIN WORKS when He wants it to.
   He can "figure out a way" to KEEP CHARACTERS ALIVE AND GET THEM THROUGH THE PRE-EXISTING MOVIES.
   When HE WANTS TO.​

   So for Me I take Him with a grain of predictable-salt.
   And keep My Expectations Low.
   This way I don't get blindsided anymore by Him.
   Talented.
   Yes He is!
   Predictable?
   Unfortunately.
   And I use this example and type about what HE DECIDED TO DO TOO, because ALL OF THIS ties into why I am typing this right now!
   Mind You compiling this post and tracking down and reviewing vids and then images, I'm clockin in right now at 9:12 am EST.
   This is another reason why I am getting the Patreon Account in GOOD ORDER TOO. Because to HONESTLY DO THIS REQUIRES TIME, as I've typed to You all before. And it requires MONEY. So the Patreon-Only storyline and other Patreon-content is gonna be critical so I can get to work FULL-TIME with WE3.

   This post came about because there are TOO MANY HANDS IN THE STAR WARS COOKIE JAR!
   And ANYBODY FROM ANYWHERE can MAKE UP ANYTHING and then "it's canon".
   Lotta people have forgotten that even when Lucas was in charge and OWNED EVERYTHING He still had THE SAME SHIT GOING ON TOO.
   He ALLOWED FOR comics and books and all of that!
   But He made it clear with a TIER-SYSTEM, what was CANON and WHAT WAS NOT.
   Things became so bad that EVEN THOUGH HE HAD THIS TIER-SYSTEM PEOPLE WERE IGNORING IT AND MAKING CLAIMS ABOUT WHAT WAS CANON AND WHAT WAS NOT, even though LUCAS ALREADY LAID OUT WHAT WAS AND WASN'T AND WHY.
   With His Tier-System Money-Trap for Himself!
   Too many DON'T LIKE TO ADMIT that George became HIGHLY DRIVEN BY PROFITS.
   This was the reason why We got so many useless bullshit CGI-"creatures" in the Prequels. Because he was trying to see what creatures he could make up to try to market as merchandise to make more money for himself long after the Prequels left from the movie-theaters.
   So I needed to add this to REMIND YOU AS READERS that George Lucas GOT GREEDY right after Star Wars New Hope and BEGAN MAKING MOVES BASED OFF OF THINGS OUTSIDE OF WRITING GOOD MOVIES. Don't take My Word for it.
   Go look up the Fact that Han Solo was actually SUPPOSED TO EAT IT in the Empire Strikes Back. But George BLOCKED THE MOVE BECAUSE HE KNEW HE WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO SELL TOYS FOR A DEAD CHARACTER! 

   So let's also stop with PRETENDING LIKE LUCAS IS A VICTIM because of what Kathleen Kennedy and Rian Johnson and Jar Jar Abrams have done.
   I typed it before and I'll type again;
   He had NO CHOICE but to SELL THE STAR WARS FRANCHISE BECAUSE HE CUT OFF HIS OWN HEAD WHEN HIS PREQUELS DIDN'T EVEN CORRECTLY LINE-UP WITH HIS ORIGINAL TRILOGY.
   He had NO PLACE LEFT TO GO.
   After literally KILLING HIS OWN GOLDEN GOOSE BY ACCIDENT!!!!!
   Welp!?
   I come to You this morning with more Madness where Lore Master is using THE CURRENT STAR WARS COMIC BOOKS from a 2017-video He did. To talk about HOW POWERFUL WERE THE IMPERIAL ROYAL GUARD.
   He then talks about WHATEVER BULLSHIT CAME FROM "these comics".
   Where...?
   Hold on a sec didn't this shit happen here in the Movie; 

   Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh....?
   Yeah.
   So yeah THAT HAPPENED annnnnnnndddddddddddd.......?
   Where exactly were the?
   OH THAT'S RIGHT THEY WERE TOLD TO LEAVE BY PALPATINE, soooooooooooooooh?
   Okay, fine, these...?
   These brave soldiers of the Dominion...?
   Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhm?
   Fuck did They go?
   And why did They NEVER RETURN NOR SHOW UP AGAIN, like, say....?
   When a CRIPPLED DYING VADER AND AN EXTRA-CRISPY LUKE, try to USE THE TURBOLIFT TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?
   Why weren't they at the Bottom of that Bitch like "Looks like ALL OF US ARE GOING DOWN WITH THIS DEATH STAR MUTHAFUCKAS CUZ YOU TWO PIECES OF SHIT AIN'T GETTIN OUT THIS BASTARD EVERRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!! KILL THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!"

   Nah.
   I heard the Starbucks is serving up some sweet ROYAL GUARD RED COFFEE FROM KESSEL!!!!! 
   Let's go CHILL OUT THERE WHILE THE FUCKIN GUY WHO BLEW UP THE LAST GODDAMN DEATH STAR IS FUCKIN CHILLIN WITH OUR MASTER AND THE ONE WE LIVE TO PROTECT!!!!!!
   Worst.
   Royal Guard.
   EVER!

   So now, I've set the Table.
   REMINDED YOU OF HOW THESE DUMB-FUCKS NEVER DID SHIT AND NEVER WERE SHOWN TO BE SHIT AND NEVER WAS SHOWN TO DO ANYTHING WORTHWHILE WHEN, watch this, READ THIS!?
   Fuck did Jar Jar Abrams do when he decided to start this "New Trilogy set AFTER Return of the Jedi"?
   FORCE AWAKENS.
   Really?
   So how about THE NEW TRILOGY CHRONICLES THE ACTUAL AFTERMATH OF RETURN OF THE JEDI AND SHOWS THE ALL OUT WAR BETWEEN A BEHEADED-EMPIRE WHERE NOW COMPETENT MOTHERFUCKERS CAN FINALLY DO THEIR GODDAMN JOBS!!!!
   BECAUSE ALL THE FUCKIN SPACE-WIZARDS ON THEIR SIDE OF THE FUCKIN FENCE, are thankfully, DEAD!
   Versus a SUCCESSFUL REBELLION from the Battle of Endor where THEY'RE GETTING THEIR COLLECTIVE-ASSES HANDED TO THEM!!!!!
  BECAUSE THEY INADVERTENTLY SUCCEEDED IN KILLING ALL OF THE EMPEROR AND VADER'S USELESS FLUNKIES THAT THEY PROMOTED TO POSITIONS OF POWER WITHIN THE EMPIRE WE SAW FROM THE ORIGINAL-TRILOGY!!!!!
   Leaving the Likes of "General Veers-type".
  Imperial-Officers and High-Command.
  Who weren't down with kissin Vader's ass and lickin Palpatine's BALLS!
   NOW!?
   You take THE SLOP from the previous movies, how all of that went down in the Original-Trilogy.
  And with THIS NEW-TRILOGY you begin TO HONESTLY SHOW why SILLY-SHIT went on in the Original-Trilogy where Han Solo in the Empire Strikes back could fool Captain Needa, by grapping TO THE BACK OF HIS STAR DESTROYER!?
   WITHOUT CAUSING PHYSICAL DAMAGE TO THE FUCKIN HULL THAT SHOULD HAVE SET OFF A GODDAMN SENSOR SHOWING EITHER HULL-DAMAGE, up on Needa's Bridge, or?
   ABNORMAL-WEIGHT, where the sensors ARE DESIGNED TO KEEP THINGS LIKE MYNOCK'S FROM GOING UNDETECTED AND LEECHING THE POWER-CABLES OF THE STAR DESTROYER and/or the Fact that the fuckin sensors are there TO DETECT ABNORMALITIES BECAUSE THEY ARE A SPACE-FARING VESSEL AND YOU CAN'T AFFORD RANDOM LOSSES IN STRUCTURAL-INTEGRITY BECAUSE IT CAN POTENTIALLY KILL CREW IN THAT AREA OR EVEN DESTROY THE SHIP...!
   Needa also DOES NOT DEPLOY TIE TO SEARCH FOR HIM, NOR DOES ANY OTHER STAR DESTROYER REGISTER NOR SEE THAT HIS STAR DESTROYER HAS ANOTHER FUCKIN SHIP ATTACHED TO THE FUCKIN THING!?!?!?
    You do remember that Vader's FLEET left from the asteroid field and We are BLATANTLY SHOWN THE FALCON STUCK TO THE NECK OF NEEDA'S STAR DESTROYER WHILE OTHER STAR DESTROYERS ARE MOVING AROUND HIS, yet, nobody saw nothin, right?
   Nobody DETECTED NOTHING EITHER, right?
   Vader?
   FOR ALL OF THIS USE THE FORCE WHEN THE PLOT NEEDS IT, CAN'T FUCKIN, oh that's right.
   The Force WAS NOT A CLEARLY DEFINED AND DEVELOPED CONCEPT AT THE TIME OF THIS MOVIE, soooooooooooooooooooooooooh, yeah!
   Tell Me again WHY IS STAR WARS IN THE SHITTER RIGHT NOW AGAIN?
   Because You had a MAN WHO CREATED SOME SHIT THAT HE THREW AGAINST THE WALL AND WAS NEVER DETAIL ORIENTED FROM THE FUCKIN DOOR.
   The New Trilogy COULD HAVE NOT ONLY BEEN EPIC BUT COULD HAVE ACTUALLY DE-CONSTRUCTED ALL THIS FORCE-RELATED SHIT TO SHOW THAT THE RANK-N-FILE HAD HAD A FUCKIN-NUFF OF THESE OVERPOWERED-IDIOTS!!!!!
   Lucas showed IN HIS PREQUELS, the JEDI COUNCIL LET SLAVERY GO ON, oh but wait, ONLY IN THE OUTER RIM, gimme a FUCKIN BREAK!
    Those blue-balled and backed-up bastards-n-bitches were nitpicking assholes who WERE NOT THE GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY LIKE OBI-WAN SAID IN STAR WARS A NEW HOPE!!!!
   -_-
   See what I did there, right?
   Reminded YOU.
   Of WHY LUCAS HAD TO SELL HIS OWN CREATION.
   Because He COULDN'T EVEN BE BOTHERED TO REMEMBER THAT HE CAN'T FUCKIN SHOW THE JEDI THE WAY HE DID IN THE PREQUELS.
   Because it CONTRADICTS what He MADE IN THE ORIGINALS.

   You cannot.
   Cannot.
   Cannot.
   CANNOT!!!!!
   Have the Chance to SHOW PEOPLE HOW THINGS WERE/ARE, decide NOT TO DO IT.
   Then have THE AUDACITY to then USE SUPPLEMENTAL-MATERIAL TO DO WHAT YOU REFUSED TO DO WHEN YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO!
   Don't show Me SHIT!
   About those BUM-ASS IMPERIAL ROYAL FUCK-UP'S!!!!!
   IN SOME GODDAMN FUCKIN COMIC-BOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
   You made a movie.
   They were IN IT!
   They DID FUCK-ALL OF NOTHING!
   Literally, you can take what I just typed, FUCK-ALL OF NOTHING!
   BREAK IT DOWN! 
   AND IT LITERALLY MAKES SENSE!
   LITERALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
   They did FUCK-ALL, OF NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
   They fucked all OF NOTHING.
   Which means they literally fucked nothing, BUT GOT ALL OF IT!!!!!
   That is the kind of BULLSHIT!
   That Star Wars has been BUILT UPON!
   Empty PLOT-DEVICES AND ARMORS THAT FUCK THE WHOLE FUCKIN UNIVERSE UP EVERY TIME!
   And then!?
   MONEY GRABS!!!!!
   And when shit DOES GO RIGHT?
   Something OR SOMEONE, derails it.
   Which was why EVERYBODY was so fuckin nervous about the Mandalorian TV-show.
   Stop MAKING THESE DUMB-ASS BOOKS!
   Stop making THESE DUMB-ASS COMIC-BOOKS!
   If IT IS NOT LIVE-ACTION THEN FUCK-IT!
   Stop with THE CASH-GRABS!
   Make live-action THAT ADDRESSES BOTH SIDES CORRECTLY.
   Stormtroopers were supposed to be elite, NOT COMMON SOLDIERY!!!!!
   CLEAN THAT SHIT THE FUCK UP!!!!!
   I don't LAUGH at Stormtroopers not being able to shoot BECAUSE IT ISN'T FUCKIN FUNNY! IT UNDERMINES THE VERY FABRIC OF HOW IN THEE FUCK DID THE EMPIRE EVER EVEN COME INTO EXISTENCE WITH THESE BLIND-RATS IN WHITE-ARMOR WHO CAN'T DO SHIT RIGHT TO SAVE THEIR MISERABLE LIVES!!!?!?
   It then becomes JARRING when?!
​   THIS SHIT HAPPENS!!!!!!

​    ....
   Really?
   Really...?
   So now the Death-Troopers in Rogue One, are what the Royal Imperial Fuck-Up's WERE SUPPOSED TO BE SHOWN TO BE IN RETURN OF THE JEDI, then, to add insult to injury.
   They are RETCON-COMPETENCY.
   Along with Krennic himself.
   This is how YOU INCORRECTLY ASS-FUCK YOUR OWN GODDAMN CREATION!!!!!!
   Where you have to FUCKIN RETCON.
   COMPETENCY!
   But EXPECT THE FANBASE-&-GENERAL AUDIENCE/S TO KEEP RIDING WITH YOU WITH HOW YOU HAVE TURNED YOUR FUCKIN VILLAINS INTO SOGGY-ASS CEREAL!!!!! THAT EVEN BABIES WON'T GUM-TO-DEATH EVEN IF YOU TRIED TO FORCE-FEED IT TO THEM...!

   People bitch about Rogue One.
   I don't.
   Because it isn't perfect, but it finally started to show that Palpatine and Vader's way of doing things. Allowed for infighting between ACTUAL COMPETENT-&-INCOMPETENT IMPERIALS.
   Tarkin?
   WAS INCOMPETENT.
   Vader?
   WAS INCOMPETENT.
   The New-Trilogy?
   Should have been rooted in NOT SHOWING THE REBELLION OR THE NEW REPUBLIC.
   But SHOULD HAVE BEEN TOLD AND SOLD.
   STRICTLY.
   From the IMPERIAL-SIDE.
   Where these new IMPERIAL-&-OTHER FACTION CHARACTERS.
   Are left DEALING WITH THE AFTERMATH OF ENDOR.
   THE FRACTURING OF THE GALAXY, as the Rebels NEVER HAD ENOUGH SUPPORT TO HONESTLY BECOME THE NEW GALACTIC-WIDE GOVERNMENT IN THE FIRST PLACE.
   So now We have introductions to NEW PLAYERS FROM WORLDS WHO HAVE HAD ENOUGH WITH ANY CENTRALIZED GALACTIC ANYTHING!!!!!
   And they REMIND US AS VIEWER that THE PREQUELS SHOWED HOW STUPID, SELFISH AND SHITTY!!!!!
   The Galactic Republic was AND THEIR OVERCONFIDENCE IN BOTH THE JEDI AND THE SENATE.
   We SHOULD HAVE HAD OLD-FACTIONS FROM THE PREQUELS, those WHO SIDED WITH THE CIS.
   Re-emerge, pointing out how THEY WERE TREATED ONCE THEY LOST.
   And then EXPOSING THE FACT THAT BOTH SITH AND JEDI ARE A GODDAMN FUCKIN NUISANCE WITH THEIR BULLSHIT!    ​
   YOU SHOW PEOPLE HOW THE EMPIRE ACTUALLY CAME INTO EXISTENCE AND THE FACT THAT ONCE PALPATINE WAS SECURE IN HIS POWER...?
   He ONLY PUSHED PUSSIES WHO DID WHATEVER DUMB SHIT HE SAID!
   Which is why IN THE MOVIES.
   We KEPT SEEING WHAT APPEARED TO BE "the Empire", NO.
   We SAW.
   The TRASH who were all about PAY TO PLAY THE PALPY WAY!
​   Which gets YOU THIS;

   The Retconned-crap of "how evil Palpatine was" and "how he treated Vader like shit", does NOT FUCKIN HELP THE STAR WARS FRANCHISE IN ANY FUCKIN WAY.
   It just begs the question of why the FUCK wasn't THIS ASSHOLE MURDERED SOONER with His Bullshit-style of "Rulership-&-Leadership".
   Same goes for Vader.
   Murdering every fuckin-body for any ole reason is bound to cause TREASON.
   But it is also BOUND TO CAUSE YOU TO GET SINGLED OUT AS THE REAL PROBLEM THAT NEEDS TO FUCKIN DIE FOR SHIT TO WORK RIGHT.
   And the EASIEST WAY TO KILL ANY FORCE-USER IS TO GET THEIR ASS INTO A SPACESHIP AND OUT INTO SPACE AND THEN SHOOT THEM DOWN WITHOUT FUCKIN WARNING!!!!!
   Because this ain't a Gundam and THEY AIN'T NEW-TYPES!!!!!
   So THEY WOULDN'T SENSE SHIT WHEN THE CREW AND 1ST-OFFICER ARE PISSED BECAUSE VADER OR PALPY JUST KILLED THEIR ACTUALLY COMPETENT CAPTAIN. BECAUSE THEY WANT PEOPLE WHO BLEW UP THE DEATH STAR ALIVE INSTEAD OF SHOOT TO KILL ON SIGHT FOR THE MURDER OF ALL OF THOSE IMPERIAL-FORCES!
   The New-Trilogy COULD HAVE COVERED THIS FACT.
   Once Luke blew up the Death Star, fuck that, IT'S ON SIGHT!!!!!
   Soon as You SEE REBELS!?
   KILL'EM!
   Soon as You ID Him, the Millennium Falcon, ON SIGHT!
   KILL'EM!
   But nooooooooooooooooo, nope!
   Because Palpatine says I want them alive and Vader wants them alive too and even though, HOLD IT?
   We could have BEEN SHOWN IN THE NEW-TRILOGY.
   Imperial-characters.
   Breaking down just how SHITTY was "Their Emperor" and His Little Darth Dog too, where?
   You DO REALIZE THIS, right?
   Palpatine and Vader are letting Luke slide due to the Fact they can SENSE THE FORCE. And while that might be great FOR THEM?
   What about the Fact that THESE TWO ASSHOLES ARE RULING THE GALAXY AND HAVE LITERALLY QUITE A NUMBER OF LOYAL BILLIONS WHO BELIEVE IN WHAT THEY, nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, FUCK THAT!
   Fuck CREATING A MATURE AND INTERESTING STAR WARS ON BOTH SIDES OF THE COIN, FUCK THAT!
   All right well, fuck you too!
   Captain Needa died because Vader wanted the Falcon captured instead of DESTROYED. Just picturing a scene with BRAND NEW IMPERIALS. Having TO SIFT THROUGH THE SHIT THAT WENT ON IN THE ORIGINAL-TRILOGIES, with a few of them BEING OLD ENOUGH TO HAVE SERVED AND LIVED DURING THE PREQUELS...!?
   Man stop.
   Would've been PERFECT to introduce Thrawn, if You're gonna do it, based off of what I've typed here on this post.
   Them debating about "the so-called flaws" in the Star Destroyers?
   Looking at the Fact that the TIE were always BULLSHIT. 
   Enough.
   I've typed MORE THAN ENOUGH.
   It is 11:33 am EST.
   Lemme post this and get back to what I was doing.
   I'll type to You again.
   ​Sooner than You think....