MADtronix HAS GOT YOU COVERED!!!!! One of the most expensive defense-purchases that any nation or national can make, is a dragon-type. From single-seaters to two-seaters!? Are You looking for a Light-MADAM? Are You trying to keep pesky neighbors from running across Your Borders unannounced!? How do You wanna stop Them? What kind of firepower are They bringing to the table against You? Do You need a Mang-Android Dragonmount that can throw up fields and shields while serving out punishing arcane-emissions that'll send Your Nosy-Neighbors screaming back to Their Side of the Border!?!??!? Preferably in charred up pieces of burnt-exo and biomatter.... If it's all about sophistication and punishing arcane-emissions with utilitarian-abilities then of course You look NO FURTHER than the MAD-1 Light-MADAM!
Soooooooooooh many features and highly customizable! Is customizable a word, don't know, WHO CARES! You there, put Your Hand down, nobody likes an asshole for asshole's sake. The MAD-1 Light-MADAM is ONLY THE SIZE OF STUDIO APARTMENT AND ABLE TO ABSOLUTELY OBLITERATE ANY CONVENTIONAL FIGHTING FORCES OR ORDINANCE! Crazed lunatics wanna launch NUCLEAR WEAPONS AT YOUR 3RD WORLD NATION CUZ YOU WOULDN'T LET THEM RAPE YOUR LAND FOR ANYMORE YELLOW CAKE URANIUM!?!?!? Stock up on a few squads of these GORGEOUS MANG-ANDROID DRAGONS FROM MADTRONIX AND WATCH YOUR NUCLEAR NEIGHBOR MELTDOWN WHEN HIS MISSILES GET SENT RIGHT BACK AT HIM!!!! Nothing keeps nutcases in power better than having to explain WHY THEY NUKED THEIR OWN CITIES!!!!! Do You REALLY wanna have Your Local News highlight that A JANITOR RIDING ON THE BACK OF ONE OF THESE STATE-OF-THE-ART MANG-ANDROID DRAGONS!?!?!? JUST BECAME A HERO WITHOUT HAVING TO COON IT UP ALL DAY SCREAMING REY! ......... Not like anyone would allow a janitor to be near military ordinance that They could steal and because MAD-1's are not like fighter-jets. They can easily shoo-away any idiot who approaches and is unauthorized, or? They can simply murder Them on the spot and then call for a clean up at whatever hanger-bay They are stationed at or stable-bay, which We can include for a nominal-fee, that They LIVE IN, EITHER WAY!? Unlike conventional weaponry, THEFT, in the conventional-sense. IS OBSOLETE! As the MAD-1 is fully autonomous and can actually be dispatched ON THEIR OWN into combat situations, making things like drones? Easy targets for Them to destroy. Highly intelligent, MAD-1 Light-MADAM's KNOW THEIR LIMITATIONS and ARE NOT OUT FOR ALL GUTS AND NO GLORY IF RETREAT IS THE BEST OPTION, also!? MAD-1 Light-MADAM's are always looking for a way to use THEIR EMITTER-ARRAYS to manipulate Their Target/s into sudden changes in gravity! Electromagnetic's! Even PSIONICS! Where They can turn and run away! And allow the enemy to give chase! And then BOMBARD THEM WITH BRAIN-CRUSHING PSIONIC-ATTACKS THAT TURN EVEN ENEMY EARTH-MANGS INTO SCREAMING COOPERATIVE TARGETS BEGGING TO BE DESTROYED!!!!!!
Maybe You just want to keep it simple...? Maybe You just need, to keep it simple.... Then what YOU NEED is the MAD-Zero Light-MADAM.....
The Single-seater. MAD-Zero Light-MADAM. Even though They were the First of the MADtronix Dragonmounts. They are the most trusted and reliable, oft-purchased, and longest-running of the Light-MADAM's. They're personable. But will not tolerate unnecessary bullshit. Nor do They partake in unnecessary bullshit. Unlike the other Light-MADAM's of MADtronix, They'll work with potential pilot-riders to get You GAMED UP! If You're sitting ON HER BACK, then SHE'S GOT YOURS! The MAD-Zero comes with all sorts of upgrades and customization's including shoulder-emitters for stronger shields! Upgraded saddle-harnesses for rider-pilots! And of course!? The Unique-ability of the MAD-Zero to begin ALTERING Her Rider-Pilot!!!!!! So that They become Altered. Humans! Tired of the American-Empire claiming You come from a country filled with Low-IQ People!? Get Yourself a fleet of MAD-Zeros and START LEVELING UP IN LIFE! Then YOU TOO can have that American-Imperial feel where YOU CAN SIMPLY TAKE WHAT YOU WANT BECAUSE YOU HAVE THE PHYSICAL ABILITY TO DO IT! Label it whattttttttttttever excuse You want! Democracy. Freedom. Toi-Toi Night Tuesdays, WHATEVER!!!!!! It's whatever! Wanna feel how the Europowers-feel!? The MAD-Zero, through MADtronix! Has all sorts of STEALTH-ABILITIES that can be purchased! Especially if She's UPGRADED Her Rider-Pilot to have abilities like; Non-Detection. INVISIBILITY! And of course!?!?!? Full-Cloak! While other more developed countries are scheming up HOW TO KEEP THEIR POPULATION AS PLAIN OLE HUMANS, no. You can work with MADtronix and purchase SPECIFIC UPGRADE-ABILITIES FOR YOUR ZEROS SO YOU CAN FINALLY COVER THOSE GAPS!!!!! That conventional training and resources and money and all of that, SIMPLY COULDN'T! An entire world of wonders is waiting for You at YOUR LOCAL MADTRONIX! Because MADtronix. DELIVERS...!