Careful what You wish for, Herdempress-Skullcrusher....

Good Evening from Philadelphia...!

   I decided to use this music because it highlights the Fact that Skullcrusher was never a part of 1st-Priest Empire.
   She was one of the countless, nameless, Feral-bitches of Snowcrest-Mountains.
   Who were either indifferent about events going on off-mountain, or?
   She was an APF, Anti-Priest Force/s-member.
   Where she now finds herself, willingly, rushing to get back to the very same 1st-Imperial Beastmaster that she'd given a whole bunch of shit to.

Beastmaster Mun-Da

   Because. 
   She.

   Failed to earn the Right.
   To replace ​his current Flagmount, Panga-Rend...

   In Skullcrusher's mind...?
   It shouldn't matter.
   That she failed to prove herself worthy of replacing Panga-Rend, no!

   What's supposed to matter.
   Is the Fact that.
   She!?
   Is the very first Tundraterra.
   To actually parley with Him.
   And honestly seek to submit herself and her herd to Him & His Authority.
   That's all.
   That's it!
   He's supposed to understand that in exchange for Her doing this, which he never asked for by the way, which is unimportant but should be said, BUT!?!?!
   What matters, is!?
   Her being willing to do this for him and accept His Dominance of Over and Her Bitches, where of course he should just fuckin let her have whatever position she wants regardless of whether or not she fuckin earned it or not, which ISN'T IMPORTANT TO THE TOPIC, by the Way...!
   Because she has decided to allow him to do his Beastmaster-thing and just lord over her and her bitches and all she is asking for is by far thee most coveted position that any Beast-of-Burden Bitch craves!!!!!!
   The one where she carries the LITERAL LEADER OF THE ENTIRE GROUP THEY BELONG TO, which of course, is no really big deal at all, BUT SOMEHOW!?!?!?
   THE FACT THAT SHE DIDN'T BEAT SOME OTHER BITCH, who has NO HERD BY THE WAY, just sayin, just saying, just stating The Facts!
   She's a broke-ass army of NONE, because, you know.
   When she got domesticated her entire fuckin herd-army or pack or whatever the Fuck 'roided-up Wereworgs who are abnormally LARGE, are saying and doing, may need some drug-testing because this bitch is probably hittin the Sauce or something, no slander of course, no slander, no shade, all Facts.
   Wereworgs don't get that size unless they're snortin, sniffin, swallowin or some other shit is goin up in'em in any one of those raggedy smelly gloryholes that could use some proper PH-balance, just sayin, no slander, no shade, just sayin. 
   Wereworgs don't grow to the size of Tundraterras, all Facts, by the Way, sooooooooooh...!?
   Fuck's goin on with Panga-Rend?

   Skullcrusher...?
   Lakwonna-Lancer?
   Is actually prototypical for how "mount-types", behave.
   When they are fighting for the most coveted position among Their Kind and Their Peers.
   Of being Flagmount.
   So when she failed to be able to best Panga-Rend?
   A lot of things swelled up in her that most Snowcrest-Mountain Feral-Tundraterras just don't normally have to deal with and don't normally think about!
   Since they are Anr-Soma to begin with?
   The last thing on their minds are carrying around Priest-Loyalist and 1st-Priest Imperials!
   However since they are originally one of the many races of Whore Demons from Underworld-Realm HELL that serve a specific function within the Whore Demon-species...!?
   Their literal function is to either serve as pack-horses and mounts to established Whore Demon-races and place, or!?
   To roam around in herds and literally raise HELL until someone either destroys them or domesticates them!
   Like all of the 3rd-Age Tundraterra of Nu-Sumar, Lakwonna-Lancer and Her Herd and Their Snowcrest-Mountains Contemporaries...!?
   This ain't Underworld-Realm HELL!
   And truth be told, taming Feral-Tundraterra as a Nu-Sumarian is a GREAT WAY TO GET FUCKIN MURDERED, KILLED AND ANYTHING ELSE THAT MEANS THAT YOU DIED TRYING TO LASSO BITCHES WHO CAN EASILY PRESS 100+ TONS!!!!
   Nah I'm good, I'll just stick to earth-horses.
   They can really fuck you up when they kick you but they don't shoot lasers and all this other shit and then laugh at you while you're throwing limp-wristed punches at them that don't even fuckin itch!
   Lakwonna's real problem was actually feeling her natural-instincts and natural-calling and knowing she was dealing with a worthy Master.
   Then having to deal with a giant fleabag being in her way who'd been getting modified and reinforced and fucked-n-feed and loved and tended to for over 200-fuckin years.
   Hard to compete with that, BUT!?
   She did come close, thus!?
   Her eventual departure, however...?
   Leaving and returning to the Collapsed City after spending damn near a year all up underneath Mun-Da...?
   Let's just say she woke up one morning and found that all it took was just one year for her to go from random Feral-roaming Tuterra...!?
   To?
   Lemme go on ahead and look in the mirror and get ready for the OH MY FUCKIN WHATTHEFUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT I'M FUCKIN WEARIN!?!?!?!?

   Never good to be in a city that despises anything from the 1st-Empire, meanwhile...!?
   You've literally mutated and evolved INTO HAVING THE INSIGNIA-BRAND OF THE ONLY BEASTMASTER STILL UP ON SNOWCREST, not good.
   Not good at all.
   Because the only way that happens is from doing things you really ought not to be doing with people who are supposed to be your most vile of hated enemies.
   Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, love.
   It can kill you, you know.
   Or...?
   Just get a very large contingent of bitches who have the ability to kill you.
  To force you to run for your life with your herd before they claw your fuckin face off for fuckin with the enemy, literally...!