If You’ve done what I’ve set up for this post, like I do ALL OF MY WE3-POST.
Then You clicked on the Video at the Top & you are now hearing Boba Fett’s Theme from His Appearances in the Mandalorian.
That theme and His Actions in that show…!?
Is Boba Fett.
Is what EVERYONE WANTED TO SEE IN THE BOOK OF BOBA FETT.
None of this is complicated.
None of it is convoluted.
In all honesty the only way You can fuck this up is because of the Fact that You are actually a fuck-up.
And Yes I just typed that.
I’ve had real life convo’s with “ESTABLISHED PEOPLE”.
And when They have said or done something stupid & fucked-up I have NOT GIVEN A FUCK ABOUT “THEIR REP”.
So I am NOT IMPRESSED WITH Robert Rodriguez.
I do not CARE ABOUT DAVE FILONI.
I DO NOT CARE ABOUT JOHN FAVEREAU.
I DO NOT CARE ABOUT KATHLEEN KENNEDY.
NOR GEORGE LUCAS.
I care about what THEY CREATE & INNOVATE & WHETHER THEIR LATEST PROJECTS & ATTEMPTS AT EXPANDING ON THE PRE-EXISTING STAR WARS MATERIAL & THE CURRENT CONTENT THEY’VE CREATED…?
All I rightfully care about is if anything They make using these elements-&-aspects, makes any fuckin sense.
So let’s start with the Obvious.
Because that show’s main-character acts and carries himself the way Boba Fett is supposed to.
Or at least?
In a manner HE COULD CARRY HIMSELF IN.
Many ERRONEOUSLY BELIEVE that because of the Fact that so much of what Boba Fett is supposed to be has already been used-&-shown in the Mandalorian, then Disney-Star Wars & whomever else has decided to do the sloppy-seconds shit We’ve been exposed to in the Book of Boba Fett.
The Mandalorian Din Djarin is the Mandalorian Din Djarin.
While Boba Fett…!?
Is Boba Fett.
This is another reason why this show sucks as far as ITS DEPICTION of Boba Fett AND EVEN THE WAY OF THE WORLD AROUND HIM IN REGARD TO WHAT HAS BEEN PUT FORWARD IN THIS SHOW.
Caps are on Purpose and so is the Bold.
Because Fortune Favors the Bold.
And what We are seeing is pussified, frightened, shitty-writing, done on purpose, I might add, and why…?
Because those involved may not want to have to feature Boba Fett any further than they have to, for starters, but lemme not get too far ahead of myself and cover this first critical-issue.
Boba Fett has been shown repeatedly tied to Jabba the Hutt.
Much like what We saw in Episode 6 of the Book of Boba Fett, Cad Bane had to have a talk with Cobb Vanth, where Bane SHOULD HAVE KILLED VANTH and not simply wounded Him.
This hints at why this show is also failing and ties into My Answer and the Point I just made about pussified-writing.
Cad Bane is either on retainer to the Pyke-Syndicate or was hired by Them.
From everything We ever saw of Him IN THE OG-MOVIE TRILOGY, was tied to Jabba the Hutt, either as a For Hire, Retainer, OR BOTH.
So for starters I just told You how deep this show COULD HAVE BEEN just with that sentence alone. And most actually ALREADY KNEW &/OR REALIZED THIS, which makes Boba MASSIVELY DIFFERENT FROM MANDO.
Mando, the Mandalorian for short, is introduced to Us as Viewers as STRICTLY A FOR HIRE BOUNTY HUNTER WHO ACTUALLY ONLY WORKS THROUGH THE BOUNTY HUNTERS GUILD OF GRIEF KARGA, Carl Weathers character in the Mandalorian.
This means HE DOESN’T DO FOR HIRE IN THE SENSE OF YOU CAN COME LOOKING FOR HIM OR HE WILL COME TO DO DIRECTLY IF YOU PUT OUT THE FACT THAT YOU’RE LOOKING TO HIRE HIM.
Karga and the Bounty Hunters Guild ARE OR WERE the Primary Contact Point for Mando.
While Boba Fett literally appeared aboard Vader’s super star destroyer with a number of other Bounty Hunters where a call went out for the services of Bounty Hunters, NOT HUNTERS, which is ANOTHER PUSSIFIED SIGN OF SILLY-SHIT IN THIS SHOW.
The Fact that Boba and various other RENOWN BOUNTY HUNTERS SHOWED UP TO AN IMPERIAL FOR HIRE MEETING ABOARD VADER’S FLAGSHIP…?
Where this is also a flaw that I’ll briefly type about now, but?
One thing that always disappointed Me was how DETACHED AND EXPENDABLE EVERYTHING-&-EVERYONE WAS/IS PORTRAYED WITH THE GALACTIC EMPIRE OF STAR WARS.
Vader had AT HIS FINGERTIPS, a super star destroyer.
HIS OWN PERSONAL FLAG-SUPER STAR DESTROYER.
He also had AT LEAST ONE STAR DESTROYER THAT WAS PERSONALLY UNDER HIS COMMAND.
At NO POINT ARE WE EVER SHOWN IN ANY ACTUAL MOVIES THAT HE UNDERSTANDS THE LITERAL POWER-&-CAPABILITIES, POTENTIAL, OF WHAT HE HAS LITERALLY UNDERNEATH HIS FEET AND AT HIS FINGERTIPS.
Is another reason why the Disney-Star Wars series are MOSTLY FAILURES.
Because THEY RIP-OFF TOO MUCH FROM THE OG-TRILOGY AND NEVER CARE ABOUT THE FACT THAT THEY ARE COPYING SOMETHING THAT ACTUALLY DOESN’T WORK WHEN THOUGHT ABOUT USING TODAY’S TIMES.
Lemme tie this together to make my point clearer, because We see this same thing in the Book of Boba Fett.
Jabba the Hutt?
Was ESSENTIALLY, the Most Powerful of the Hutts and more likely than not the Leader of the Hutts.
I used the words I used because I have to, because We are not shown CONCRETE PROOF OF THIS IN THE MOVIES.
Bottom line He’s a VIP of His Race.
Their Empire, and yes I typed empire.
Their Power, on all fronts.
And the Galactic Underworld at Large, as a whole.
Was at least shown to be His Main Retainer or GO TO GUY when he had any issues involving His Criminal Empire.
So We don’t need to GUESS why the Pyke-Syndicate was NOT DOING ANYTHING ON TATOOINE when He was ALIVE.
Boba Fett AT LEAST HAVING CONSTANT CONTACT AND MOVING IN-&-OUT OF JABBA’S PALACE?
Would, BY DEFAULT, give Him insights INTO THE CRIMINAL-UNDERWORLD AND VARIOUS PLAYERS AND POWER-HOLDERS WITHIN IT.
I would not be shocked if Jabba used Boba as a guard when he did business with others and he knew he needed someone there that HE KNEW WOULD KILL ANYONE LONG BEFORE THEY COULD RAISE THEIR BLASTER OR PULL SOME BULLSHIT ON HIM.
Thus Boba SHOULD ALREADY KNOW THAT WITH JABBA DEAD…?
He should know EXACTLY WHO WILL MAKE A MOVE TO TRY TO FILL JABBA’S POWER VACUUM.
His KNOWLEDGE AND EXPERIENCE IS ON A WHOLE-NOTHER LEVEL THAN DIN DJARIN, already making Him COMPLETELY DIFFERENT THAN DIN.
Which means that HIS BEHAVIOR?
Should carry quiet-wisdom and hardened-experience that would place HIM ABOVE AND BEYOND DIN BECAUSE OF IT.
So I can take…?
Episode 4, I believe it is, was, where?
He saves Fennec Shand.
When the two of Them are talking after He’s had to take her to the Cybershop and she’s now a cyborg?
Aside the Fact that Shand’s REACTION/S to Him TELLING HER THAT He is Boba Fett, aside from the Fact that HER REACTION IS COMPLETE SHIT.
And You read what I typed right.
When Boba Fett says that she is “Master Assassin Fennec Shand.”
And she asked Him who He is and she ties His Actions into looking to claim the Bounty on Her Head…?
His ACTUAL RESPONSE SHOULD HAVE BEEN “I am supposed to know who You are, because I, am Boba Fett….”
It’s supposed to resonate with Her and Us as Viewers the Fact that this man in order to BE WHAT HE WAS, HAD TO KNOW WHO WAS OUT IN THE GALAXY WHO MIGHT BECOME A PROBLEM FOR HIM, and YOU DO, realize that, RIGHT?
A POWERFUL PERSON, who ends up on the shit end of the stick with Jabba, KNOWS THAT JABBA WILL SEND SHIT-SLOP-&-CRAP TO TRY TO DEAL WITH THEM INITIALLY…!?
They know that AT SOME POINT OR ANOTHER…?
Boba Fett will appear.
And pending on WHAT JABBA HAS SAID…?
The Person MIGHT NOT EVEN SEE THE BLASTER BOLT BEFORE IT HITS THEM IN THE FACE!!!!!
Because Jabba said He wanted Them DEAD, as a bounty.
Do You understand that BY WRITING ONE CHARACTER RIGHT…?
Where THAT CHARACTER IS TIED TO A MORE POWERFUL CHARACTER AND WORKS, SERVES, SAID BIGGER CHARACTER…?
It ENHANCES BOTH CHARACTERS AND THE WORLD THEY EXIST IN WHERE THE READER-VIEWER QUICKLY UNDERSTANDS “Uhhhhhhhhhh, not a good idea to get on EITHER OF THESE GUYS, BAD SIDE.”
If Boba is CORRECTLY WRITTEN in the Book of Boba Fett, THEN JABBA THE HUTTS IMPORTANCE AND EXISTENCE EVEN AS A NOW DEAD CHARACTER…!?
AND IT GETS THE READER-VIEWER INTERESTED-&-INVOLVED IN GIVING A FUCK ABOUT WHAT THEY ARE READING-WATCHING.
When Fennec Shand finds out ACCORDING TO THE SHIT WE SAW IN THE EPISODE, that she is SITTING ACROSS FROM THE LONG THOUGHT DEAD, Boba Fett, AND!?
He ACTUALLY SAVED HER LIFE!?
WE HAVEN’T YET BEEN TOLD WHY FENNEC WAS ON TATOOINE IN THE FIRST PLACE TO END UP GETTING KILLED, and You DO, know that, RIGHT?
But for Fennec to be COMPLETELY UNBOTHERED AND UNPHASED, when Boba Fett is sitting across from Her and HE DECIDED TO SAVE HER LIFE AFTER THE WAY SHE FUCKED UP…!?
Fuckin stop it.
Fennec NEVER ACKNOWLEDGES THAT NO ONE HAD EVER SEEN BOBA’S FACE.
Which means the Writers COULD HAVE SHOWN US THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BO-KATAN who FOUGHT IN THE CLONE WARS AND KNOWS BOBA’S ACTUAL BACKSTORY AND HISTORY AS JANGO FETT’S CLONED-SON.
Versus Fennec Shand WHO DIDN’T SERVE IN THE CLONE WARS.
Oh and KEEP IN MIND THAT THIS IS WHY RETCONNING EVERY FUCKIN THING ALWAYS FUCK’S SHIT UP!
NONE OF THESE CHARACTERS ACTUALLY EXISTED IN THE OT-TIMELINE IN ANY WAY AT ANY TIME UNTIL LUCAS DECIDED TO START ALLOWING DAVE FILONI TO FUCK AROUND WITH HIS SHIT, showing once again that he hadn’t learned shit about how he got himself into the Mess he got into with the Prequels.
I touched on this before, which also plays a part in the current crapfest of writing, BUT QUICKLY!?
When George Lucas DECIDED TO ALLOW.
Other people TO CREATE STAR WARS CONTENT THAT WAS NOT ACTUALLY CANON NO MATTER WHO TRIES TO SAY OTHERWISE…?
When He let Timothy Zahn make Heir to the Empire as a book-series?
HE CREATED COMPETITION WITHIN HIS OWN WORK.
This includes all of the other people HE LET WRITE BOOKS.
These people GAINED THEIR OWN FANBASES.
Thus CREATING CONFLICTING VIEWS, OPINIONS, AND EXPECTATIONS.
FOR HOW STAR WARS SHOULD BE AND HOW IT SHOULD GO, for instance...?
You never wanna CREATE COMPETITION FOR YOURSELF OVER YOUR OWN CREATION or WITHIN YOUR OWN CREATION WITH OTHERS.
It never ends well.
George RR Martin, Game of Thrones creator-writer, QUICKLY REALIZED TOO LATE THAT ALLOWING A TV-SHOW TO BE MADE HAD SERIOUS COMPLICATIONS AND PROBLEMS THAT IT CREATED FOR HIM WITHIN HIS OWN ACTUAL SOURCE-MATERIAL OF BOOKS AND FUTURE BOOKS!
Especially when he had no more books to be drawn from for the TV-show.
He saw firsthand that HACKS, having THE RIGHT, to start SPINNIN SHIT, was a PROBLEM FOR HIM AND HIS FUTURE PLANS FOR HIS BOOKS, so…!?
He CORRECTLY WASHED HIS HANDS AND SAT BACK AND LET THE SHOWRUNNERS WRITE THEMSELVES OFF-A-CLIFF AND OUTTA HIS WAY FOR WHAT HE INTEND/S TO DO NEXT, bookwise.
YOU NEVER WANT TO ALLOW OTHER PEOPLE TO START MAKING SHIT UP FOR WHAT YOU’VE CREATED.
Prime Example is COMIC BOOK CHARACTERS OF MARVEL AND ESPECIALLY DC COMICS.
Each NEW WRITER for VARIOUS COMIC BOOK CHARACTERS AND GROUPS…?
Bring THEIR OWN IDEAS TO THE TABLE.
Where AT THAT TABLE IS AN EDITOR AND WHOMEVER ELSE, WHERE THEY WILL THEN DECIDE WHAT MAY, MAY NOT, WILL, WON’T, COULD AND/OR COULDN’T, CAN AND CAN’T BE DONE?!?!?!
In said comic/s with said character/s where You may or may not have access to the full-range of characters TIED TO THE MAIN CHARACTER OF THE COMIC YOU’RE WRITING FOR, among other things. You have some writers write that the Main-Character has THIS SET OF POWERS-&-ABILITIES.
Then another writer writes that the character has ANOTHER SET OF POWERS-&-ABILITIES and they may actually GET RID OF whatever the previous writer made up, etc.-etc.!
So all of this TIES INTO AND HAS SOME PARTS TO PLAY IN WHY THE BOOK OF BOBA FETT ISN’T WORKING OUT FOR BOBA FETT.
Again, just in the conversation THAT SHOULD HAVE GONE ON BETWEEN FENNEC-&-BOBA, there was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH POTENTIAL FOR SOME REALLY GOOD WRITING-&-ACTING!!!!!
But the Writer/s fucked it up on ALL FRONTS.
Fennec didn’t ask Boba “What happened? What happened that day on Jabba’s sail-barge…?”
Just TYPING THAT…!?
Do You have THE FAINTEST IDEA WHAT KIND OF WRITING COULD HAVE BEEN DONE…!?
Boba should’ve pulled a Thanos & told Fennec that he knows what it’s like to lose, but instead of saying he was left for Dead…?
What does that even mean, WHEN WE THINK ABOUT IT.
Why was it written that he should say “I was left for Dead.”
When We all KNOW that ONCE YOU FALL INTO THE SARLACC THAT’S IT.
And once again what this was, was PUSSIFIED WRITING.
The WRITER, is making the ASSUMPTION, that We are ALREADY INSIDE THEIR OWN HEAD AND KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS AND WHY, when in actuality it is an INCOMPLETE-IDEA ON THE PART OF THE WRITER.
Because whomever wrote this shit and yes I am pissed, because the Writer REFUSED TO HAVE BOBA ADMIT THAT HE EXPECTED SOMEBODY, ANYBODY, TO GIVE A FUCK AND TRY TO HELP HIM OR MAKE SURE HE’D ACTUALLY DIED.
This is one of the many reasons why the Book of Boba Fett has not made Boba look good at all and has DAMAGED AND REDUCED HIM TO A BUNCH OF “Like a Bantha”-memes.
The Writer/s are making some of the dumbest mistakes and decisions in depicting Him where it’s looking like they’re intentionally trying to fuck the Guy over like Lucas did with Him in Return of the Jedi.
Boba says He was left for dead, but never says WHO HE THINKS OR THOUGHT, SHOULD HAVE HELPED HIS ASS OR EVEN GIVEN A FUCK ABOUT THE FACT THAT HE WAS DEAD.
Meaty-ops, MEATY-OPPORTUNITIES TO DO SOME GREAT FUCKIN WRITING AND GREAT CHARACTER BUILDING, LIKE A BANTHA!!!!!
They went out like straight bitches by not GIVING BOBA THE KIND OF DEPTH-&-VOICE HE DESERVED, where…?
He should’ve been honest with Fennec Shand, AND HIMSELF. And the Audience, where?
He should’ve told Her.
I FUCKED UP.
Why in thee fuck did he LITERALLY JET-PACK STRAIGHT TO CLOSE-RANGE OF LUKE SO LUKE COULD LIGHTSABER SLICE HIS, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Cuz George Lucas & whomever else WROTE THAT SILLY SHIT THAT WAY, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, ask Me again while the Disney-Star Wars shit is suspect and slop-shit-&-crap?
Because THEY KEEP COPYING THE OT WITH ZERO FUCK'S GIVEN ABOUT THINKING & REALIZING "Hey...? That shit was literally RANDOMLY-STUPID!!!!! Let's NOT DO THAT!"
Ask Me again WHY Boba Fett did THIS STUPID SHIT in His Own Show:
Where he FIRES HIS WRIST ROCKETS AT THE SHIELDS OF THESE LAZY MORTAL KOMBAT CHARACTERS WHO APPEAR IN EPISODE-1 OF HIS SHOW...!
That STUPIDITY WAS DONE ON PURPOSE, because LAZY-FUCKS wanted to continue to show Him being stupid like Lucas did in Return of the Jedi, where!?
HE HAS A JETPACK!?
WHY WOULD HE EVEN BOTHER TO JETPACK OVER TO WHERE LUKE WAS AND THEN FUCKIN LAND RIGHT NEXT TO HIM WITH HIS BLASTER OUT SO LUKE CAN FUCKIN CUT IT IN HALF WITH HIS LIGHTSABER!!!!!
Disney then COPIED this SILLY-SHIT and had Him ALLOW HIS FUCKIN HELMET TO "GET CLEANED" which I don't know how anyone missed the double-meaning behind THAT SHIT...!
Where He steps OUTSIDE DIRECTLY AFTER LEAVING GARSA FWIP'S JOINT, with His Helmet FULL OF FUCKIN MONEY, which means HE CAN'T FUCKIN WEAR THE SHIT ON HIS FUCKIN HEAD LIKE HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE FUCKIN DOING!!!!!
Where he then GETS AMBUSHED RIGHT AFTER LEAVING HER ESTABLISHMENT!?
We never see Boba Fett DIRECTLY ADDRESS THE FACT that this shit LOOKED EXTRA BAD for Garsa Fwip. He never once suspects HER, nor does HE CHASTIZE HIMSELF FOR BEING DUMB ENOUGH TO ALLOW HER FLUNKIES TO WALK OFF WITH HIS HELMET WHERE THEY COULD HAVE DONE GOD KNOWS WHAT TO IT...!!!!!
He then LOSES HIS HELMET.
Which PROBABLY CONTROLS HIS JETPACK WHICH IS WHY HE COULDN'T USE THE FUCKIN THING TO SIMPLY JETPACK UP AND OUT OF THE ENCIRCLEMENT FROM THE MORTAL KOMBAT CABAL!
Temura Morrison should have been given the space to really embody the Fact that Boba has had a lot on His Mind and this was a big reason why He didn’t even care anymore after he got captured and enslaved by the Tuskens and failed to escape.
He should have had the ability to SHOW US HIS ACTING CHOPS as He sat there with THE WOMAN HE’D SAVED in Episode 4, where?
HE KNOWS THAT SOMEBODY HAD TO BE PRETTY DAMN GOOD TO KILL FENNEC SHAND.
And He can see it in Her Eyes and Body-Language that she’s at that same point that He’s trying to deal with, get past and get over, which is!?
A MEANINGLESS LIFE LIVED AND LOST BASED ON CREDITS AND CRIME.
Because We do have to remember that Boba Fett is a Bounty Hunter and NOT EVERYONE HE’S EVER BROUGHT IN DEAD OR ALIVE WAS DESERVING OF SUCH FATES, never mind whenever He took a job from Jabba which BLATANTLY MEANT KILLING SOMEONE BASED OFF OF JABBA’S ORDERS FOR MONEY?
We should’ve gotten a Boba Fett who’d realized that He’d grown up to ACTUALLY BE LIKE HIS DAD, where?
Who really gave a Fuck once His Dad died?
And lemme make it clear that I’m NOT using ALLEGED STORYLINES of so-&-so raising Him. I’m only going by what has actually been shown, such as the Fact that Aura Singh ABANDONED HIM THE MOMENT SHIT GOT HOT in the Clone Wars cartoon. Never mind that Boba has never even experienced what it means TO HAVE A MOTHER, because He is a clone of His Father.
And it isn’t about Him turning into some emo-bitch, it’s about HIM REALIZING AND POINTING OUT that IT TOOK HIM A LONG TIME TO FIGURE OUT WHY AURA SINGH’S ABANDONMENT HIT HIM SO HARD AND STUCK WITH HIM SO LONG.
And it was because He never had a mother.
Then he can be honest over the Fact that aside from His Father?
He’d never experienced what it meant to have a Family or to be in an environment where YOU CAN TRUST THOSE AROUND YOU, then he can smirk about the Fact that the Clone Troopers of His Father?
Actually built up an environment of trust WITH EACH OTHER.
This’ll allow Him to then remark about the Fact that it didn’t even bother Him how They ended up being used by the Empire, where?
He had no problems doing work for the Empire even though He knew what They’d done to His Father’s Clone-Troopers.
And it should have been written where he needs to make it clear that NOW…!?
They SHOULD HAVE BEEN HIS FATHER’S CLONE-TROOPERS.
Not the Republic.
Not the Jedi.
Not Sidious, Dooku or anyone else.
THESE ARE THE REAL REASONS WHY HE NOW WANTS TO TAKE JABBA’S PLACE AND HE WANTS TO DO THINGS THE WAY HE THINKS THEY SHOULD BE DONE, where…?
He SHOULD ALSO REMARK ON THE FACT THAT HIS OWN IDEA OF HOW THINGS SHOULD WORK…?
Is actually MORE ALONG THE LINES OF AN ELECTED OFFICIAL OR A LEADER WHO BUILDS THEIR OWN FOLLOWING, where they aren't criminals with no Cause except for crime and credits.
We don’t even GET THAT FROM HIM as things have stood and as things have gone. HE HASN’T EVEN BEEN HONEST ABOUT THE FACT THAT HE KNOWS THAT WHAT HE IS TRYING TO DO IS NOT EVEN HOW AN ACTUAL CRIME-BOSS WORKS, this of course means HE SHOULD HAVE HANDLED THINGS DIFFERENTLY WITH THE TWI’LEK CLUB-OWNER.
Never mind that We never learn anything THAT WE SHOULD ABOUT HER, like?
How did SHE COME TO “power”?
Was it because Bib Fortuna WAS A TWI’LEK and once HE GAINED POWER HE THEN ELEVATED HER OR ALREADY KNEW OF HER AND GAVE HER THE SPOT SHE HAS, so much fuckin WASTED GREAT STORY.
When Garsa Fwip, that’s Her name, is introduced?
She should have:
#1) Been scared shitless when Boba Fett showed up the very 1st time, and why?
Because Boba literally came back from the Dead and the first thing He did was murder the shit outta Bib Fortuna!
How is this CRITICAL...?
Because NONE OF THE CRIME BOSSES IN THE AREA DID THAT STRAIGHT-UP FUCK THE RULES OR WHATEVER THIS SHIT IS, KILL THIS WEAK-ASS MUTHAFUCKA!!!!!
You can’t come in from the Mandalorian Season 2 series doing shit like that and then Book of Boba Fett starts up and Boba is straight PUSSY IN HIS OPENING EP, fuck outta here!
Only a fuckin Fool will MISREAD SOMETHING SO GODDAMN FUCKIN STUPID TO MISS!
You don’t have the Man come in and STRAIGHT KILLSHOT SHUT YOUR FAT FUCKIN MOUTH AND GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY SEAT!!!!!
Then His 1st-Ep you kill all of that with some Bacta-Tank Bullshit flashbacks…!?
Nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, you’re supposed to have the music-hittin!
And he’s sittin back with Fennec sittin on the arm of His Throne telling Him “We need more muscle, because this place is mighty-thin in all the Wrong Ways…!”
And Boba, WITH HELMET ON, literally says “I’ve already placed some calls” and she raises an eyebrow because SHE SUSPECTED HIS HELMET HAD COMMUNICATIONS ABILITIES IN IT.
Already in JUST THAT SENTENCE ALONE I’VE MADE A DISTINCT DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BOBA AND MANDO.
HAS WAY MORE FUNCTIONALITY THAT GOES WELL-BEYOND MANDO AND WHAT MANDO DOES.
Boba IS LITERALLY A CHILD OF THE CLONE WARS, cut it the Fuck out with worrying about “He like Mando”, your mom is more like Mando than Boba is. So We can start with that!
Now You can introduce the Torture Droid who approaches Them and then tells Him that he has a number of HIGH-PRIORITY HOLO-COM CALLS!
He then STATES that He still has Them ON HOLD, but then HE OPENS A NUMBER OF HOLO-COM HOLOGRAMS THAT SHOW BOSSK, CAD BANE, DENGAR, ETC-ETC AND ESPECIALLY AURA SINGH & VENTRESS…!!!!!
And no I don’t give a fuck about whatever some hack wrote in some shit-book or comic about “what happened to Ventress” fuck them and their work!
If I’m gonna pull off Fett COMPILING A FETT-FAMILY SYNDICATE THEN I CAN’T HAVE HOT CHARACTERS WASTED ON BUM-ASS DUMB-SHIT! WRITTEN BY WHOEVER WAS ON THEIR HANDS-&-KNEES TURNIN TRICKS FOR THE CHANCE TO WRITE SOME STAR WARS SHIT.
And I typed it LIKE I MEAN IT.
Because THAT’S ANOTHER REASON WHY THIS SHOW SUCKS.
Too many BOOTLICKS AND “established talent” getting ops they ain’t able to handle.
I’ve typed before that the REAL REASON WHY THE PREQUEALS SUCKED IS BECAUSE LUCAS CAN’T FUCKIN WRITE POLITICAL-DRAMA THAT IS COMPELLING AND ATTENTION-GRABBING AND FILLED WITH THE KIND OF DARK TWISTS AND TURNS NECESSARY WHERE YOU END UP SAYING “This shit is hot. Well-written and the characters are showing Me they KNOW HOW TO MANIPULATE MATTERS TO MAKE THINGS GO THEIR WAY.”, not?
I entrust My Political-Power to fuckin Jar Jar Binks.
And even though EVERYONE KNOWS THIS COON-ASS CARICATURE IS A FUCKIN COON-ASS CARICATURE DUMB-ASS, well, let’s let Him do this shit anyway and be the Final Nail in the Coffin of the Republic. Instead of HIM BEING IMMEDIATELY TOLD TO SIT THE FUCK DOWN & SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!
When Padme comes back to the Senate THEN WE CAN LET HER DECIDE, but YOU!?
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND SIT DOWN DUMB-ASS!!!!
This is what I’m supposed to believe was the critical-factor in how Palpatine finally got power, STOP IT!
SHOW ME THE RUTHLESSNESS OF GRIEVOUS.
SHOW ME IN THE MOVIE HOW THIS MUTHAFUCKA WAS STRAIGHT SLAUGHTERING AND SHOWING THE KIND OF COLD-BLOODED DEATH THAT WOULD MAKE COUNTLESS LONG-TIME POLITICIANS SAY “I don’t give a fuck that Jar Jar is the one sayin this shit, WE GOTTA STOP GRIEVOUS BECAUSE HE’S OUT HERE HAVING BABIES FOR BREAKFAST AND SLAUGHTERING ORPHANS AS AN APPETIZER!!!!”
Me seeing Anakin kill some kids that Jedi’s have already taken from Their Parents and BRAINWASHED!?
Is way too late in the Game!
If You wanna CONVINCE ME that Members of the Senate would LET JAR-JAR DO JACKSHIT!?
Then YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SHOW ME THE GENERAL GRIEVOUS FROM THE CLONE WARS CARTOON.
Not that BULLSHIT from the Movie and the Clone Wars cartoon.
And ALL OF THIS TIES TO THE PRESENT-DAY PUSSIFIED SHIT IN THE BOBA-FETT SHOW!
I’m not a sheep.
Havin Mando come in and chop some Dog-Faced Bastard in half AFTER WEEKS OF DICKLESS BALL-LESS BOBA FETT!?
Stop fuckin PANDERING LOSERS!
Stop fuckin PANDERING.
Having Mando do "cool shit" DOESN'T FUCKIN CHANGE THE DUMB-SHIT YOU DUMPED ON BOBA.
Don’t have Cad Bane talking about how ruthless Boba Fett is, SHOW ME BITCH!
And do it in a way WHERE IT FITS.
Not having Him fly in on SLAVE-I and gun down some dumb-ass biker gang, WHERE...!?
DID THEY FORGET HOW TO PEEL OUT IN DIFFERENT DIRECTIONS ON THEIR SPEEDER-BIKES OR AM I SUPPOSED TO BE TOO STUPID TO KNOW THAT!!!!
They’re A BIKER GANG FOR FUCK’S-SAKE!
In a FUTURISTIC SETTING!
They’ve probably BEEN ASSHOLE BIKERS FOR MOST OF THEIR FUCKIN LIVES! I’M CERTAIN SOMEBODY HAS GOTTEN THE FUCKIN DROP ON THEM BEFORE FROM A SPACESHIP AND THEY KNEW THAT IF THEY ALL RUN IN DIFFERENT DIRECTION ON THEIR BIKES!?
THEN THE PERSON-PEEPS IN THE SPACESHIP IS GONNA HAVE TO DECIDE WHO TO FUCKIN FOLLOW AND TRY TO MURDER!!!!
Probably helps when THE WRITERS REMEMBER THEY AIN’T FUCKIN WRITING ABOUT HOW BLAND AND SHITTY THINGS ARE HERE ON OUR UNADVANCED FUCKIN SINGLE PLANET-WORLD WHERE WE CAN'T EVEN GET TO OUR MOON AND BACK ON A REGULAR BASIS!!!!!
And yes, I’m pissed, because that was what came to MY MIND the moment I saw Him pull up on the bikers.
He’s ON’EM, but!?
ALL THEY HAVE TO DO IS SCATTER LIKE A SCHOOL OF FISH AND NOW HE’S GONNA GO CHASIN AFTER WHICHEVER ONES ARE EASIEST FOR HIM TO CHASE…!
Mind You, because even in this?
Boba should have known BASED ON THE FACT THAT THEY DIDN’T SCATTER THAT THEY’RE TOO FUCKIN STUPID TO HAVE BEEN THE ONES WHO MURDERED HIS TUSKEN-TRIBE, again, EVEN IN A FUCK UP!?
Boba’s ACTUAL EXPERIENCE AND WISDOM GAINED FROM HIS BEING WHO HE IS AND HAVING DONE WHAT HE'S DONE AND THE PEOPLE HE'S WORKED WITH AND FOR!?
WOULD ALLOW HIM TO SEE THROUGH SHIT THE WAY I JUST POINTED OUT…!
Even with this?
Even if I take and LEAVE everything the Way it HAS ALREADY PLAYED OUT IN THE SHOW IN EPISODE 4…?
This flashback should have shown Boba telling Fennec “Hmphf....?”
“What is it?” Fennec asks solemnly.
Boba begins setting a new course and keeps his eyes on the screens and skyline ahead of His Slave-I as he tells Fennec matter-of-factly “They didn’t murder My People.”
Fennec’s curiosity is piqued as she raised a slight eyebrow and asks him softly with a hint of respectful…?
Questioning-doubt “How do you know that…?”
Boba smiled softly.
But much like her question His Smile held more to it than it implied, because…?
It was a mischievous smile.
One that made him think of His Father and wonder if this is what it was like for Him when He worked with Zam Wessel “They stayed bunched up and kept running in an easy line-of-fire for me to kill them.”
Fennec returned His Smile and even added a quick-curt nod of agreement as she could see what he meant and where he was going next with his words.
Boba’s face returned to a mask of emotionlessness, but his words burned in more ways than one as he said “They were too stupid to have murdered My People.” he finished his calculations and then adjusted his course steering Slave-I slowly in the direction of the twin-suns.
Even as Slave-I’s windshield tinted Fennec calmly reiterated what she’d told him the other night “Nikto-bikers are no match for any Tusken Tribe you’re a part of.”
Boba drew in a deep-breath of resentment as he was forced to admit “But the Pyke-Syndicate is another story. Those filthy-fish would double-cross their own pod-mates if it suited them.” all kinds of thoughts and feelings flooded through his mind while the only words that came out of his mouth were “I see I’ll need to remind Them that double-crossing me is a bad idea….”
And while Boba’s words were right he knew in his head-&-heart that he’d been wrong to simply think he could disrupt a Pyke-drug distribution line and not have them come back and do him dirty in some way or another.
Fennec on the other hand was fully-aware now that Boba’s fall into the Sarlacc had done a lot more damage to him than she’d thought.
The scars on his face and head weren’t the only scars he had now, because she knew full-well that he’d never have tried to broker a deal with the Pykes without knowing upfront that they wouldn’t be happy about him leading a bunch of “Sand People”. That they’d clearly decided to simply shoot first and fly-by with their speeder-train!
No way in hell were they even remotely gonna be interested in having to now acknowledge the same Tuskens they’d always ignored and murdered, because some scarred up idiot had taught’em how to literally derail one of their transport-trains.
She thought about asking him why he’d honestly thought he could trust the Pykes, but she didn’t need to look at him to feel his murderous-intent and she was sure he was already kicking the crap outta himself for somehow forgetting how things actually go with the Pykes or anybody else at Their Level in the Game, so for now...?
There was no need for her to pile-on.
She was certain he was already doing that to himself....
That’s just one way that shit should have gone.
Showing his experience and having him realizing that he can’t just pretend like he doesn’t know up from down and how things actually work.
I'ma wrap this post up, but I may come back & actually type some ideas for how IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN.
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