So I am sitting here right now and I’m really looking at the Mess, that Star Wars has become.
I know it’s been a HOT.
Since I’ve posted new material.
So I’m going to start off with this right here!
THANK YOU FOR NOT ONLY CONTINUING TO VISIT MY SITE!
BUT ALSO FOR PURCHASING MY MERCHANDISE!
I have a separate post that is going to deal with why I have not been posting new material lately. So with that typed!?
Let’s get into the Fact that Mark Hamill was RIGHT!
In My Last Post regarding anything Star Wars related. I talked about the Fact that the Star Wars Saga had actually begun its downward descent into destruction within the Original Trilogy to begin with!
Here is the Link to that Post;
Now in regard to this post!?
Mark Hamill has long since revealed that He Thought that Luke Skywalker should have turned to the Dark Side of the Force and joined His Father. And he is ABSOLUTELY RIGHT!
Long before we reached 2018, I used to tell people in My Senior Year of High School, so We’re talking 1989 to 1990.
THAT if Lucas had wanted to really spice shit up!?
The Ending to the Empire Strikes Back was fine!
Return of the Jedi was fine with the whole Death Star II and the whole Let the Rebels Find Out and then wipe Them all Out!
Return of the Jedi should have followed what We all know right up to the Throne Room scene when Vader & Luke fought. The Twist would have been that when Luke chops off Vader’s hand and then the Emperor opens his fat mouth before Luke can finish Vader off…!?
Except Luke should have made it crystal clear that HE UNDERSTOOD NOW how both the Light Side and the Dark Side work. He should have KEPT HIS LIGHT SABER!
And KEPT IT ON the Emperor.
And made it clear that HE ONLY BEAT HIS FATHER because HIS FATHER DID NOT WANT TO KILL HIM!
But Luke should have made it clear that he could CLEARLY SENSE THAT Palpatine NOT ONLY WANTED TO KILL HIM!
But the Fact that HE WANTED TO KILL VADER TOO!
To My Knowledge, at this time, there was no corny-ass, stupid-ass, Rule of 2.
Regarding the Sith.
And even if There Was, that shit was old.
Stupid and corny, any fuckin way!
Vader, while the audience doesn’t know it.
Can also sense that Palpatine does want to kill Him.
We were told earlier in the movie when Vader came and told Palpatine that Rebels have snuck to the moon and the Fact that His Son is with Them.
Palpatine then responds that He hasn’t felt anything!?
This is supposed to? OR COULD HAVE BEEN!
The Precursor to what causes Luke to turn to the Dark Side and join His Father.
Palpatine sensed nothing.
Because Vader HID LUKE’S PRESENCE FROM PALPATINE!
Vader, before this movie started.
Had been having Visions of His Own Death!
At the hands of Palpatine’s Force Lightning Attack!
And he’s been scrambling to understand why Palpatine would attack and kill him!
He eventually sees Luke in His Visions, as WE KNOW HE WAS IN THE ORIGINAL RETURN OF THE JEDI CUT TODAY!
Where He throws his lightsaber away LIKE BOO-BOO THE DUMMY!
Talks some SHIT to Palpatine, which VADER KNOWS WILL GETCHU FUCKED UP REAL QUICK!!!!!
And then Palpatine uses His Dark Force Lightning and VADER DIES SAVING LUKE!
Understands that DEATH.
They don’t get FORCE GHOST REWARD as an afterlife-ability, SO!?
Vader CONSCIOUSLY DECIDES TO FOLLOW THROUGH ON WHAT HE’D ALREADY FUCKIN PROPOSED IN THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK!
Oh by the Way, You DO.
Realize that Right?
We KNOW that Vader proposes to Luke in the Empire Strikes Back that THE TWO OF THEM COULD RULE TOGETHER! And that Luke IS THE KEY to DESTROYING THE EMPEROR!
This of course is, in typical Star Wars-fashion, TRUE!
From a Certain Point of View.
Luke can destroy the Emperor, because Palpatine fuckin with Vader’s kid right in front of Vader is what ends up getting Palpatine FUCKED UP!
But note that this angle WAS NEVER PLAYED OUT IN RETURN OF THE JEDI!
Vader never even ATTEMPTS to convince Luke to join hands with Him at ANY POINT IN THE MOVIE!
Tell me again how great a writer George Lucas really is.
Who forgets THIS MASSIVE PLOT POINT FROM THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK!?!?!?
The big Aggressive AH-HA in Empire Strikes Back is the Reveal of Vader being Luke’s Father, BUT?!
The smaller Passive Ah-Ha Moment in Empire Strikes Back is DIRECTLY BEHIND the Aggressive Ah-Ha Moment. When Vader reveals He is willing to BETRAY THE EMPEROR!
This never gets paid-off in Return of the Jedi.
Instead Vader is reduced to “the Loyal Lapdog” in this movie. And it is written as if he’d never said anything in the previous movie that would show any signs of betrayal towards the Emperor.
Mind You, what I’ve typed so far…!?
This is a Scenario that gives Palpatine RESPECT!
The End of all of this with Result in Palpatine’s DEATH!
Luke joining the Dark Side.
I don’t need to go this far.
You see, during the Throne Room scene when Luke becomes angry and then calls his lightsaber to him in order to strike down Palpatine, VADER BLOCKS HIM!
If I wanted to REALLY show You how to REALLY MAKE VADER BAD-ASS!?
When Luke goes to strike, Vader simply ignites his saber to block Luke’s and then LET’S LUKE HIT PALPATINE!
When/if Palpatine HASTELY THROWS UP SOME SORT OF DEFENSE!?
Vader then KILLS PALPATINE HIMSELF WHILE PALPATINE IS TRYING TO FEND OFF LUKE!
I can go ONE STEP BEYOND EVEN THIS!
Vader BLOCKS LUKE!
Like We all know He did, BUT THEN HE SIMPLY SLASHES BACK INTO PALPATINE’S FACE AND CHEST ALONG WITH LUKE’S FORMALLY BLOCKED LIGHTSABER AS WELL!!!!!
Allowing for Father and Son to kill the Emperor at the same time!
Now of course this is close to Palpatine getting Snoked!
But this is still better because the audience was told by Vader himself in Empire Strikes Back that this is what He wanted to do alongside His Son.
But let’s go back to MY ORIGINAL SCENARIO!
Let’s finish THAT ONE OUT!
Why did Luke keep his lightsaber in the scenario I have presented thus far?
Used the Dark Side to IMPLANT THAT IMPULSE IN LUKE.
Again, because Vader wears a helmet.
The Audience has NO ABILITY TO SEE ANY FACIAL REACTIONS TO READ FROM HIS FACE, thus!?
That should be PLAYED UP.
Vader is actually in control of this whole situation ALREADY.
Vader has already stated He wants His Son to rule WITH HIM.
The Dark Side Visions WARN HIM that if He keeps fuckin around!?
Then He’s gonna wind up dead!
He hides His Son’s Presence from Palpatine to help Him and the Rebels sneak down to the Moon of Endor.
And there is A REASON FOR THAT TOO!
He then goes to Palpatine and TELLS HIM, and He Tells Him IN ORDER TO SOW DOUBT WITHIN PALPATINE ABOUT HIS OWN MASTERY OF THE DARK SIDE!
He then BRINGS LUKE TO HIM!
Which FURTHER FUCKS WITH PALPATINE, where the whole intent behind ALL OF THIS. Is to give Vader THAT ONE SHOT!?
So that the Audience can see that just like Luke did in Star Wars, when Han told him that his shot was 1-IN-A-MILLION!?!?!
Vader is about to show The Audience that what Obi-Wan said about him being a cunning-warrior was CORRECT!
Now, let’s get in to it!
Palpatine then uses his Dark Side Lightning!
Luke does His Best to Fend it Off!
The Audience is hit with Visions of Luke having Visions OF BEING ATTACKED LIKE THIS!
Luke then begins TO MIMIC WHAT HE SAW IN HIS VISIONS!
Is CONFUSED AS FUCK!
Because HE KNOWS LUKE SHOULDN’T KNOW HOW TO DEFEND HIMSELF LIKE THIS!!!!!
He then RAMPS UP AND FOCUSES HIS ATTACKS ON LUKE AND IT IS PAINFULLY OBVIOUS NOW THAT PALPATINE ISN’T FUCKIN AROUND LUKE’S GOT NO SHOT!!!!!
Vader then FIRES A RED BLASTER BOLT FROM HIS UNINJURED AND UNDAMAGED GAUNTLET!!!!
PALPATINE LITERALLY LOOKS IN CONFUSED AMUSEMENT AT VADER FIRING A FUCKIN BLASTER BOLT AT HIM AND LITERALLY, LAUGHINGLY CALLS HIM ARROGANT TRAITOR AND THEN USES HIS RIGHT HAND TO STRIKE THE RED BLASTER BOLT WITH DARK FORCE LIGHTNING!
EVEN AS THE RED BLASTER BOLT CUTS THROUGH HIS LIGHTING!
SPLITTING IT AND DEFLECTING IT THE SAME WAY THAT LUKE’S LIGHTSABER IS DOING!!!!!
The Wound ISN’T FATAL!
BUT IT DOES BREAK HIS CONCENTRATION AND STAGGER HIM JUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FOR LUKE TO RUN UP ON HIM AND LITERALLY QUARTER SLASH HIS BODY!!!!!!!!
While Luke is attempting to recover!?
Issues THREE CRITICAL ORDERS USING THE COMMUNICATOR BUILT INTO HIS HELMET!!!!!
He orders AN EMERGENCY SHUTDOWN OF THE POWER CORE AND THE SHUNTING OF ALL POWER OUT THROUGH THE TUNNELS BUILT INTO THE DEATH STAR II!!!!!
THIS IMMEDIATELY DESTROYS AND KILLS ANY AND ALL REBELS AND IMPERIALS FLYING THROUGH WHAT WE ARE NOW BEING SHOWN ARE ACTUALLY EXHAUST PORTS!
THAT VADER HAD REPURPOSED ONCE HE ARRIVED AT THE BEGINNING OF THE MOVIE!!!!
HE THEN ISSUES ORDERS FOR FLEETS AVENGER AND VICTORY TO ATTACK!!!!!
These two fleets COME OUT OF HYPERSPACE WITH A MASSIVE AMOUNT OF STAR DESTROYERS AND THEIR OWN RESPECTIVE SUPER STARDESTROYER FLEET FLAGSHIPS!
Avenger Fleet is shown to be commanded by WHOMEVER, introduce new character HERE!
BUT VICTORY FLEET IS SHOWN TO BE COMMANDED BY ADMIRAL.
The Rebels are now TRAPPED between the Massive Remnant of Admiral Piett’s Fleet and the two NEWLY ARRIVED Avenger and Victory Fleets!
The LAST ORDER!?
That Vader gives IS TO the Endor DEFENSE FORCE!
This unit IS VADER’S PERSONAL FORCES!
They too arrived in secret ONCE VADER ARRIVED at the start of the movie!
You have actually ALREADY BEEN INTRODUCED TO THEM!
Because THE STAR DESTROYER ESCORT THAT CAME WITH VADER WAS/IS, THEM!
They DEPLOY IMMEDIATELY!
To the area where the original Shield Generator was AND BEGIN WIPING OUT THE EWOKS AND THE REBELS!
Are ACTUAL IMPERIAL GUARDSMEN WHO WERE TRAINED AND PROMOTED BY VADER! Where We the Audience are told as THEY ARE MOBILIZING! THAT A NEW DAY HAS DAWNED FOR THE EMPIRE! AND THEIR LORD VADER HAS FINALLY RISEN TO HIS RIGHTFUL PLACE AS THE EMPEROR!
For the Imperial Guardsmen THEY ARE STRICTLY HERE FOR THE PURPOSE OF CAPTURING PRINCESS LEIA AND BRINGING HER TO HIM!
And how do they know to do this?
Because THEY ARE HIS DARK SIDE STUDENTS!
And He has already told Them by way of the Force, what Luke revealed during Their Throne Room Duel! Vader ALSO STATES THAT Han Solo and His Wookie are TO BE TAKEN ALIVE AS WELL!
Which then allows the Audience TO KNOW that while Luke was FREAKING OUT UNDERNEATH THE THRONE ROOM!?!?!
HIS DAD WAS PICKIN HIS BRAIN CLEAN LIKE A HOT KNIFE THROUGH BUTTER!!!!!
Vader then gets to His Feet.
Then tells Luke that He Has Foreseen.
All that has transpired.
He then REMINDS PEOPLE that HIS CHOPPED OFF HAND IS ROBOTIC!
Through the Power of the Dark Side, He Foresaw it All and took precautions.
His laboring, wheezing-breaths, cease.
Because the Show is over now.
The Imperial Guard return to the Room.
And Vader then tells Luke “It is time to come home, Son.”
He then SHOWS HIM.
Leia has been captured.
Han has been captured.
Chewie has been captured.
The Millennium Falcon has escaped!
Has escaped death once again and has also escaped!
NONE of the Rebel Fleet’s capital-class ships OF ANY KIND SURVIVED!
Luke is visibly conflicted.
Gives Him the Last Push to the Dark Side.
By telling Him that He will spare those whom Luke TELLS HIM TO SPARE.
If it means that He will stand by His Side as the Prince of the Galactic Empire.
And Luke relents and the movie ends with that.
This of course OPENS THE DOOR FOR MORE MOVIES!
You can LITERALLY make another Trilogy where Vader Rules.
Luke and Leia are Prince and Princess of the Empire.
Han marries Leia and becomes Grand Admiral.
Chewbacca becomes Han’s Rear Grand Admiral, allowing Them to keep working together.
Lando becomes the new Leader of the Resistance.
New Characters are introduced to OPPOSE the Skywalker Imperial Line of the Galactic Empire, etc.
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