Injury Report!!!!!

Good Evening from Philadelphia!!!!!

   So!? It is 2:11am est and I am typing to you from the Worknet-Hospital as I’ve INJURED MYSELF AT THE DAYJOB!!!!!!
   Lovely.
   I’ve decided to type this up right now and of course I’ll be posting it later on tonight once I get back to the House. Quite frankly this is THEE LAST THING that I wanted, especially on a Friday, about to go into the Weekend!
   Worse than this, as if there can be a worse part than getting injured in the first place, but!?
   Worse than this?
   Is the Fact that it is a lower-back injury.
   Which is not, hold on, coworker is letting me know something…?
   And why am I typing as if I’m actually doing a Livestream, like you can see me or something.
   But he’s not getting phone reception in here so he’s gonna wait outside for me.
   He’d asked me earlier what my cellphone# is and I let him know, just as I’m letting you know now too, I don’t have a cellphone.
   Ironically?
   This laptop I’m typing to you on?
   That money COULD HAVE BEEN USED to buy the latest cellphone last year when I CORRECTLY DECIDED to buy this laptop.
   So this, hold it…!?
   I correctly decided that I needed to buy a new computer, but a pre-built laptop WAS NOT the correct decision. I’ve covered this Fact with you in some of my latest posts. However I’m glad, to an extent, that I DO HAVE THIS LAPTOP. Because if I didn’t then I wouldn’t be typing this up at all.  
   So, in a way, my blunder in not understanding-&-remembering that I could have & actually would have done better to have custom-built a desktop, well…?
   I certainly couldn’t have carried that big bastard around with me as if it were a laptop!
   So while I may have stumbled bummed my ass into it, BACKWARDS!?
   I still have this laptop and I’m on the verge of putting together a custom-desktop so that ALL BASES ARE COVERED.
(Insert All Your Base Song)
   This lower-back injury is a PROBLEM THOUGH.
   Because I’ve gotten off to a GREAT START in regard to posting!
   And simply getting up here to the waiting room has proven a PROBLEM!
   It may well be a pinched-nerve, while the Coworker-Driver says it could be a slipped disk, which, is BAD.
   I’m “hoping for”, as if hoping for this is a “good thing”.
   But what I’m HOPING FOR!?
   Is that it’s a PINCHED-NERVE in my lower-back.
   If so, then I think some simple rest will ultimately get it to calm down.
   I’ve already taken 3-caplets of 500-milligrams of ibuprofen, my kidney’s are so fucked. Because I already take high blood pressure medication. And I’m sure you’re shocked by this right.
   So one of the things I’m gonna have to have DONE FOR ME?
   Is to have a bunch of banana’s picked up for me to eat, where I don’t necessarily get along with banana’s, but!?
   Keepin my potassium-levels up is more important, to try to stave off doing any more damage to my kidneys than I already have. I damaged them earlier this year, but was saved by the Fact that I HONESTLY DO FOLLOW DOCTOR’S ORDERS AND RECOMMENDATIONS, which is a great thing.
   My main concern is maintaining my daily-posting.
   Because standing up with whatever is wrong with me, is a problem.
   Any exertions, obviously involving my back, have proven to be a BIG PROBLEM!
   The pain is more along the lines of a pinched nerve, where…?
   I’m typing like I’ve had a pinched-nerve before, when I haven’t.
   So I’m getting a little ahead of myself in LABELLING my pain before anyone has DEFINITIVELY SAID WHAT IT IS. EITHER WAY!?
   That’s what’s going on right now.
   And I’ll keep you posted as I get through this.
   What really has MY ATTENTION is the Fact that I took 3-caplets at 500-milligrams of ibuprofen and yet!?
   I’m still in BAD PAIN.
   NOT.
   GOOD.
   I’m also starting to experience discomfort by simply sitting here typing to you while I’m waiting to see a doctor, so THAT’S NOT GOOD EITHER!
   Whatever the Outcome is I’m determined to KEEP POSTING AT THE CLIP I’VE BEEN POSTING AT!
   Well at least…!?
   Within the Reasonable Limits that WHATEVER INJURY I’VE SUSTAINED…!?
   Will allow….