The Standard of the MADtronix Mang-AnDroid Line. The Trooper-0, often called the 0-Trooper and/or the Shocktrooper-0, for a little extra add-ons. The 0-Trooper is a multipurpose unit that can fight in any kind of environment. On any type of terrain. With superior strength, augmented endurance, robust regenerative and recovery systems alongside of Their enhanced agility!? The 0-Trooper just at Her Base Abilities is more than a match for any standard human-army! Even one armed with Anti-Earth-Mang Armaments! Her Enhanced-Agility and superior sensor-scanner packages!? Allow for any 0-Trooper to easily pinpoint the movements of a normal-human and act-&-adapt accordingly with Their Forward Chest-Blasters! Literally drowning enemy-fire and the idiots who fired upon Them!? In arcane-energies that will flay the flesh right off of those fools, in an instant! Need some variation for Your Arcane-Attacks!? 0-Troopers come equipped with Hand-Blasters, as a standard package! Which allows for Them to not only generate arcane-energy!? But also alter and manipulate it!!!!! Send 0-Troopers into tight confines where Your Enemies haven't ray-shielded shit nor used anti-magnite and guess what...!? With Their Standard Hand-Blasters Your 0-Troopers can turn those cramped and confined spaces into a living hell for Your Enemies! Merely by analyzing the composition of the materials, heaven forbid if there's a little too much metal that makes up those crazy comfy-cozy corridors that were meant to impede Your Progress with Their Mindless Meandering!? With Your 0-Troopers They'll simply straighten it out like Pete Rock and CL Smooth! By magnetizing the corridors and then using then to literally murder everyone and anyone who stands in Their Way, isn't that great!? And don't worry!?
When We say that Your 0-Trooper has Superior Strength...!? We don't mean that Steroided-Up Nonsense that those Other Bioengineered Bitches have, heavens no! We mean that each and every 0-Trooper has the literally strength and physical durability to clean lift and press 10 WHOLE TONS!!!!! There's nothing like getting a 10-ton kick or punch to Your Puny Human Body, TO MAKE YOU LITERALLY EXPLODE!!!!! You'll find that Your Underdeveloped Neighboring Enemy-Countries, WON'T BE ABLE TO SURRENDER FAST ENOUGH! Once You send an ENTIRE AERIAL-ARMY OF 0-TROOPERS TO SEE THEM, just to say "Won't You Let Me RULE OVER YOUR ASS BEFORE I'M FORCED TO KILL IT!!!!!" Don't You want to see that Ignorant-Bastard who refused to let You Rob Him of His Resources, ON HIS HANDS AND KNEES, BARKING LIKE A DOG BECAUSE HE REALLY DOESN'T WANT TO DIE NOW THAT YOU'VE MADE A MADTRONIX PURCHASE OF 0-TROOPERS!!!!!! Don't Delay, CALL MADTRONIX TODAY! And then the World Will Be Yours by the End of Tomorrow....!
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